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Release That Witch
by Second Eye
Cheng Yan travels through time, only to end up becoming an honorable prince in the Middle Ages of Europe. Yet this world was not quite as simple as he thought. Witches with magical powers abound, and fearsome wars between churches and kingdoms rage throughout the land. Roland, a prince regarded as hopeless by his own father and assigned to the worst fief, spends his time developing a poor and backward town into a strong and modern city, while fighting against his siblings for the throne and abs…
That Villain is Mine
by CoffeePrincess
Ruan Ji, the once best athlete within the C city of the great China kingdom suddenly gets into an accident and becomes a waste, scorned by society.Her best friend hooks up with her boyfriend, her adoptive sister schemes against her, while her cousin attempts to steal her fiance.Her family succession fight starts, tearing others apart.Despite all that, when everyone can't wait to see her reaction; they discover that something was wrong!When everyone was busy scheming against her, Ruan Ji sips her…
Frightening Joke: Above the Mist
by Unfeeling Scholar
Bai Yanliang, male, 23 years old, unmarried.Condition improving, good personality shaping, has met the discharge criteria.Today, discharged.
Ties That Bind(BL)
by Sakakibara9300
[Warning: Intense Dark Themes] Kyle's life spirals into chaos as he grapples with betrayal, isolation, and an all-consuming obsession. Estranged from his family and scarred by his twin brother Matt's treacherous actions, Kyle hesitatingly found solace in Ethan-a dangerously devoted figure whose loyalty masks unsettling secrets. As Kyle's dependency on Ethan grows, he is thrust deeper into a web of deception and violence that challenges his grip on reality.When a harrowing encounter leaves Kyle q…
The Mafias Dirty Little Slut(18+)
by Babyauthor
HIGHLY RATED(18+)Author's warnings: THIS BOOK MAY CONTAIN HIGHLY SEXUAL CONTENT, ABUSE, ILLEGAL ACTIONS AND DEATH.IF YOU CANT WITHSTAND ANY OF THIS MENTIONED ABOVE, KINDLY PASS BECAUSE IT'S NOT FOR THE WEAK.--------"There are rules binding this contract, Isabella", Leonardo said to me while staring deeply into my eyes .A shivered ran through my whole body when I heard his cold deep voice. I stared back into his sexy green eyes before I spoke confidentially,"And what's that?". I asked."Rule numbe…
Release That Succubus
by different_minds
Zach was a sci-fi game enthusiast who unintentionally crossed over to a magical isekai. Fortunately, he had access to the previous game system and could fight the magic-savvy aborigines with high-tech weapons.“Magic? No, I have the lightsaber. ”Unlike what he expected, the system presented him with a different way of leveling up. He had to get some kind of special energy from the pretty girls' bodies on this planet so that he could unlock his weapons."What the hell happened? Is my sperm capable …
OUR FAMILY'S DIRTY AND SCANDALOUS SECRETS
by GEEGEE
Secrets! Secrets! And many more secrets!This was something that everyone on the planet, rich or poor, had in common.This also applied to my family. As I grew older, I became more interested in delving deeper into trying to learn for myself what my parents were hiding from me. I had not imagined, however, that the farther I delved into the issue, the more questions I began to ask myself.I began to consider how heinous and horrifying all of these family secrets would appear to the public if they w…
Dirty Desires of Ex's Brother
by Lyra TaleSmith
Abigail was always curious about the BDSM world in movies, but her relationship with her boyfriend Max was too simple to ever explore those things.Until she discovers Max’s dirty secret, and in her search for revenge, she plays with fire in the form of Charles, the billionaire half brother, who shows her that all her dirty dreams can become true.Dirty Desires of Ex's Brother is created by Lyra TaleSmith, an eGlobal Creative Publishing signed author.
Dirty Little Lies
by Sadiya_Aliyu
“... Till death do us apart.” It was a love promise.Nicolás Moreno has lived his life under the shadows, he was a name whispered for his cruel ways and cold-heartedness, known for being a sadist whose only emotion was hate, his face was thought to be a reflection of his ugly heart.When one dinner changes everything for the gentle, kind Annalise Armillo, she finds herself in church the next day with a different identity and now to be married to the most loathsome person ever, and for a man who en…
That Sassy Villainess
by grasina18
One day, Grace suddenly transmigrated inside a novel. She couldn't even get everything clear on her head when she got hit by many big blows.To her dismay, she realized she had transmigrated into the role of the villainess, destined for a tragic demise at the hands of the main male lead.She wanted to change her fate. So, after transmigrating, she was determined to do only one thing : Completely avoid the male and female lead.However, soon Grace begins to uncover numerous secrets within the novel'…
DIRTY TRILOGY: DIRTY DESIRES
by DEADNARCO
Sumire Massoullevè, is one of the highest-paid actresses and entitled the top 1 most beautiful woman in the world. The sole daughter of one of the richest business tycoons couple in the country, Sumire has been known for being stubborn and persistent since she was a little girl, she was glamorous yet dark. Born spoiled, Sumire gets everything that she wanted. Being an actress is one of her dreams but dejected by her parents, she still pursues it. Despite having everything she wants, Sumire felt …
Conquer That Demoness
by Guilty_Crow
This is a new story.Venn transmigrated into a desolate world where the almighty Gods had fallen and became relics of the past, and where demons with magical powers abound, roamed free and enslaved all of mankind. Follow Venn in his journey from a nobody to an omnipotent sovereign, building an empire from scratch using villainous schemes and a little help from his system.____________________________________________"What? I've to defeat and conquer the 7 Great devils of the demon realm through sex…
The CEO's dirty little secret
by L. G. Savage
Rules of Engagement1. Be available every Friday evening to Saturday morning.2. Be ready. (Groomed to my standards.)3. You're not to discuss this arrangement or details of this contract with anyone. 4. This is not a relationship, there will be no such expectations.5. Do not fall in love. This is grounds for dismissal...The rules of the contract are very clear. They are in place for a reason. So why does Evelyn think she can just walk out on him? Why does she think she can keep testing and pushing…
Release That Witch (Tagalog)
by Second Eye
Naglakbay si Cheng Yan pabalik ng panahon, at naging isang marangal na prinsipe sa panahon ng Middle Ages ng Europe. Ngunit ang mundong ito ay hindi kasing simple tulad ng inaakala niya. Mga witch na may mahiwagang kapangyarihan, mga katakot-takot na digmaan sa pagitan ng Simbahan at mga kaharian ang bumabalot sa buong lupain.Si Roland, isang prinsipe na itinuturing na walang pag-asa ng mismong kanyang ama at itinalaga sa pinakapangit at malalang fief o lupain, ay ginugol ang kanyang oras para p…
Save That Dungeon!
by Magic_
[Check out my new book 500th Time Reborn. A World Only Know By Women: The Karma System]A young man, Yren will learn of a secret that was not only hidden from him his entire life, but from the rest of the world. Together with a handful of girls, and some good friends, Yren will unravel them all.This is a story of Dungeons, Divinity, and all the good stuff between! +18 content and a 5 woman harem while revolutionizing the world this special magical items and artifacts!Discord: https://discord.gg…
The Love That Remains
by Norah_Koch
(Completed) A love story between a spunky reborn cursed witch and a black-bellied shaman. Fang Aisa died and returned to the time when she was fifteen.There are more than 100 reasons to avoid him, but why did she want to see him again?Hmph, she will avoid the devil. She will live her life the way she wants.But, why can she suddenly see dead people after her rebirth?MC: Witchy Powers? Curse? Gods? Are you kidding me? ML: I am your gigolo.MC: Who wants someone like you? I am into older men.ML: Can…
Dirty Little Secret
by Lillith Mykals Kennedy
Reese, recently divorced has moved back home. She has landed a job with a huge company with a sexy CEO. She has no idea what kind of company she is working for until on her first day as Luca Myles personal assistant she walks into an adult film studio. Reese does not panic she embraces her new job and her new boss. Things get steamy on the first day.
Dirty Romance
by cheerolex
Emily Walter a scientist who works alongside a company which ultimate goal is the extinction of werewolves while keeping a werewolf as her husband.It won't be long before shed caught in between two brothers. But Emily wants one of them not realizing how much trouble she's bringing..
Sex Gods' Dirty Secret
by Caramel_Butter
Amber Star, a journalist with an easygoing life, had everything turned upside down when she stumbled upon a dark secret and in turn got her life entwined with something darker, leaving no room for an escape.Damian Stormborn, CEO of Starline Entertainment with a prestigious reputation as a sex god and every woman’s crazy dream man, had everything at his beck and call including a dirty secret that could ruin it all.Sadly, he had not counted on the fateful encounter that would reel a little rabbit …